check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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