Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
one might say we're banned from that church
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize
