dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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