Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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