It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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