i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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