D3 body, D1 cock
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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