also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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