this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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