i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm at about main and main street
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Damn victory sex feels great
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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