All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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