My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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