The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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