And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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