if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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