After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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