when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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