oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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