Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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