we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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