I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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