This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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