I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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