I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
im on a boat
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