so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
