Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
tell me about the fingering
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