I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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