My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
that may or may not have been my penis.
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