Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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