Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude i'm inner monologue high
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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