I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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