The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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