Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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