Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
barbara walters just said penis...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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