Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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