I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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