so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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