Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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