Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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