Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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