This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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