is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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