problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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