Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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