one word: firstdatebathroomanal
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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