bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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