I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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