cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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