i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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