She's JV to your varsity
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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