People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
