your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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