yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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