Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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