he shaved USA in his pubs
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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