operation harelip BJ is a go
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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